1 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,107 -Jesus! -Greg. Good morning. 2 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,902 -I thought I locked that. -No, it only locks from my side. 3 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,278 It's a fire safety thing. 4 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,405 -How? -Not sure. 5 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:34,785 My wife is back from Japan, so I'm hosting a faculty bar night. 6 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,745 And I'm hoping you'll join. 7 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:38,872 Yeah, I don't know, Walt. I'm not good at parties, 8 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,207 and I don't know anybody. 9 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:41,583 Just stop by for a drink. 10 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:43,502 It starts at 8:00 and goes until question mark. 11 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:48,048 I will try very, very hard to make it. 12 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:52,052 It was an old-fashioned standoff. 13 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:55,264 Rooster gave a "don't fuck with me" stare. 14 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:57,891 But Captain Flaherty was a Navy man, 15 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:01,144 a little bent from all those years at sea. 16 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,855 He may have even smiled a little. 17 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:05,857 Rooster's mouth got dry. 18 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,443 He knew one of them... 19 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,195 would die tonight. 20 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:13,574 Look, even in heightened situations, 21 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:16,910 I try to make Rooster emotionally authentic. 22 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:19,997 So, don't be afraid to feel what your character's feeling. 23 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,916 You can't write it if it's not in you. 24 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,044 Alright, hand in your papers on the way out. 25 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:29,590 I proudly remain a hard copy guy, 26 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,383 so let's see the hard copies. 27 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:32,718 Fuck the trees, bro. 28 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,012 No, no, that's not-- That wasn't my point. 29 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:38,265 Hey, hey. Not gonna hand anything in there, big guy? 30 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:42,185 Not yet, but I'm so close to starting it. 31 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,563 Well, that's the hardest step. Due today. 32 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:46,773 -Uh-huh. -Oh, and I am excited 33 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:50,652 to see the style of author everyone decided to emulate. 34 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:54,114 And we will be reading a few out loud on Monday. 35 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,991 You are not gonna want to read this aloud, my friend. 36 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,618 You are gonna want to be alone. 37 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:59,161 Okay. 38 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:00,329 Jesus. 39 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,628 Come, come! 40 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:10,213 Don't worry, only did my head. 41 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:11,381 Well done. 42 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,092 -Is that a new necklace? -Yeah. 43 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:16,011 My wife brought it back from Japan. 44 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:18,889 She said it makes me look like Paul Mescal, 45 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,557 but I don't know who that is. 46 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,142 -It suits you. -Thank you. 47 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:23,769 Let's commence mentoring. 48 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:26,021 I have set up three good job interviews for you, 49 00:02:26,103 --> 00:02:28,607 but the one I'm most excited about is Biotecha. 50 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:31,193 You'll enjoy Diana. She's a friend. 51 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:34,071 Years ago, she was more than a friend. 52 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,990 But I wouldn't bring that up. 53 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,076 So, how should I deal with the pregnancy issue? 54 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,702 I mean, I don't mind lying. 55 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:45,123 Well, at first. And then, I feel guilty and tell the truth a second later. 56 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:48,293 Authenticity. It's the only way to live your life. 57 00:02:49,168 --> 00:02:50,253 Okay. 58 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:51,630 Good. 59 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:52,798 I hate your chain. 60 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:55,216 Felt that coming. 61 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,160 Mr. Russo! Wait up. 62 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:23,745 Hm? Oh, hey, Tommy. 63 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:24,954 -All done. -Alright. 64 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,164 You're gonna love it, 65 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:29,167 because the guy I chose to emulate is one of the greats. 66 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:30,669 What? Me? 67 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,629 -Yeah, man. -Oh, come on, that's... 68 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:38,135 What? No, no, no, no, no. I am not a great. I... 69 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,762 You are a nut. 70 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,055 -Okay, you fail. -What? 71 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,349 I'm kidding! I'm kidding. 72 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:45,809 -Oh. -Ah. 73 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,644 -I'm looking forward to reading it. -Sweet. 74 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,062 -Thank you, Tommy. -Yeah, yeah, thank you. 75 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,898 You're somethin'. 76 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:53,775 -You inspire me, bro. -Okay. 77 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:55,026 Stop it. 78 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,236 Oh. 79 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:02,826 You don't love it. 80 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:06,747 I mean, you look radiant. 81 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,665 I used a fan to make her hair blow. 82 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,584 You know, Mo, we really should figure out some sort of system 83 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,836 so that you know when I want you to be a part of our conversations. 84 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,546 I could raise my hand. 85 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:16,839 Walt told me I should be more authentic. 86 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,091 It just seems kind of crazy to me. 87 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:20,469 I mean, you know, who posts about their personal business like this? 88 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,554 Well, literally everyone on Earth does it. 89 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:28,518 I will say that it would be pretty weird if the father did not like that post. 90 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,729 -Mm-hmm. -Just my two cents. 91 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:33,356 Fine, I will heart the post. 92 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,692 Because I do support you. And now, everybody knows it 93 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,068 -'cause I've hearted it. -Thank you. 94 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,320 Wish me luck. 95 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:41,490 -I'll see you Monday. -I'll see you then. 96 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:45,284 It's great. Now, your friends know, your family know. 97 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:46,870 Strangers know. 98 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,331 Pretty fucked, huh? 99 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:52,000 Okay, get in those seats, people. 100 00:04:52,082 --> 00:04:53,251 Let's fire this up, 101 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:55,837 'cause I am back, okay? 102 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:58,131 -Lights, please, Lily. -Boom, nap time. 103 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,926 I'm just kidding. I wouldn't really do that. 104 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:02,427 Slideshow's up. 105 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:07,474 Professor Russo? You okay, Professor Russo? 106 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,227 I'm amazing. 107 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,312 Okay. Gauguin. 108 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:14,022 Best known for his Tahitian landscapes. 109 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,777 Also known for leaving his wife for a 13-year-old. 110 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,445 Can anyone guess what his consequences were? 111 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:22,155 I'm gonna give you a hint. He's a man. 112 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,616 -Nothing? -Very good. Very good, Zoey. 113 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:28,370 Actually, a Gauguin just sold at auction for $105 million. 114 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,539 One almost wishes that his Tahitian mistresses 115 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:31,957 saw some of that money. Right? 116 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,042 But all they got was syphilis. Yes, Zoey? 117 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,252 Fuck that guy in the face. 118 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,378 Yeah, correct. 119 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:37,379 Write that down. 120 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:41,091 Oh, keeping it in the syphilis family, guys, Toulouse-Lautrec. 121 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,635 Wait till you hear about this little French asshole. 122 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:46,388 I fucking love art history. 123 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,224 The misogyny on this campus is out of control. 124 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:52,060 I know, it's really kinda making me miss Dubai. 125 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:54,479 You would be vilified if you behaved like your shitbag husband. 126 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,023 And tell me if I'm being inappropriate. 127 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:59,526 You are, but I'm drinking it in, so speak freely. 128 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,486 Okay, he's out there literally putting babies 129 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:02,696 -in everyone. -Yeah. 130 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:04,614 Well, it's one person, but yes. 131 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,033 Katie, you really need to be getting back in the game, 132 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:08,034 -okay? -I... 133 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:10,078 -Just fuck some randos. -Yes. 134 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:13,081 I don't know. I'm sad, and I'm tired, 135 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:15,166 and I don't have the energy to learn a new penis. 136 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,835 Well, it doesn't have to be a guy. 137 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:18,336 I recently started dating lesbians. 138 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,254 -That's cool. -Cute! 139 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:20,672 I mean, I don't know if I'll stick with it 140 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,007 'cause I don't love having to keep my nails trimmed, 141 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,300 -but... -Ouchie. 142 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,011 Okay. The window for speaking freely is closed forever, actually. 143 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,220 Um, that's my dad. 144 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:29,014 -Hey, Dad! Dad, come over here. -Huh? Oh, hey! 145 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,098 Come here, save me, hi. 146 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:31,683 Oh my God! That's-- 147 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:33,101 Don't do-- 148 00:06:33,183 --> 00:06:34,436 Dad, what the hell are you doing? 149 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:37,898 I tripped and turned it into the "Walk Like an Egyptian" dance. 150 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,107 -Okay. -Uh-huh. 151 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:40,108 What do you guys do when you trip? 152 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,153 So... 153 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,779 I don't mean to invade your space, but could I... 154 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:46,323 -Sit, yeah. -Thank you. 155 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,325 Loved watching you beat Archie's perfect ass 156 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,911 -with a ladle. -I wouldn't say it's perfect. 157 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,996 Come on, Dad, it's pretty good. 158 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:54,623 I mean, I just really appreciated you, 159 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:56,207 like, taking the fight to a male oppressor. 160 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:59,085 Mm, you're welcome. I would do anything for Katie. 161 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:00,921 "For Katie." I love that. 162 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:04,049 Let's do it for Katie. Cute. 163 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,301 Yeah. Yeah. 164 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,428 -Come on. -No, that's dumb when I do it. 165 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:10,055 -Bye, guys. -Bye-bye. 166 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,558 They think I should get back out there. 167 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:15,769 -They're right, you should. -If I have to, you have to. 168 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:18,104 What do they know? They're stupid kids. 169 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:20,357 Really?! 170 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,068 I was not mocking Egyptian culture. 171 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,445 Oat latte. 172 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,864 I tripped and turned it into a funny little dance. 173 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,783 Double espresso. 174 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,034 This is not for you. 175 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,869 -Didn't want one. -Yes, you did. 176 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,120 -Didn't actually. -Did too. 177 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:35,747 -No. -And a black coffee 178 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:36,998 for our fearless leader. 179 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:38,667 -Thank you. -I owe you an apology. 180 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,628 Guys, I get rude at hockey games. 181 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,797 I may lash out 182 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,383 and call people "mean" 183 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,885 when they are actually being very reasonable. 184 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,388 But I am learning. 185 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:55,100 I was not kind. 186 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,643 If I was going through all that... 187 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,145 I'd lose my shit, too. 188 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:00,939 I didn't lose it. 189 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,107 You did. 190 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,900 -I'm sorry. -I'm sorry, too. 191 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,276 What the fuck are you two talking about? 192 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,070 -Seriously, I have yoga. -Is it hot yoga? 193 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,406 -Regular yoga. -Would I like that? 194 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,616 Okay, we can be done. Cristle? 195 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,868 States you acknowledge the infraction, 196 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:16,162 and the walks that are not allowed on campus. 197 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:18,456 Crip, Clown, Scooby. Quasimodo? 198 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,542 -I wouldn't do that. -Okay, just sign here, please. 199 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:21,876 -Okay. -And thank you 200 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,211 -for the flat white. -Oh, sure. 201 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:25,463 It's very creamy. 202 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,884 And I'll take my pen. Thank you. 203 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,013 Hey, you going to Walt's later tonight? 204 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:34,764 -How bad is it? -Free booze. 205 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:36,140 -Mm! -And we all talk about 206 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,101 whatever his wife culturally appropriated 207 00:08:38,183 --> 00:08:40,020 -over her recent travels. -Aha! 208 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:42,605 Come on, Greg, it'll be fun. We can watch Walt and Joanie 209 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,190 give each other hungry looks all night. 210 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,734 -Ah. -And no one's talking about it, 211 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,861 -but we're all thinking the same thing. -What? 212 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:48,778 They're gonna fuck later 213 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:49,696 -and it's gonna be gross. -Oh! 214 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,448 Yeah, well, now, I'm definitely not gonna go. 215 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,450 Oh, oh, oh, you are dreaming. 216 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,201 -Hmm? -You're Walt's shiny new toy 217 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:56,953 -and he wants to show you off. -Oh. 218 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,538 -You can't say no. -Oh. 219 00:08:58,955 --> 00:08:59,956 -Come on. -Okay. 220 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,666 Ah! As requested. 221 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,001 Oh, thank you. 222 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,836 I can't wait to read these. 223 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,171 You know, 224 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:09,174 I might push this kid Tommy to submit something. 225 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,800 He had to write a story 226 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,677 in the voice of his favorite author, 227 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:15,263 and he chose... me. 228 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,015 Come on, no big deal. 229 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:18,475 Let me see it, then. 230 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,852 It's a first draft. It's a little undercooked. 231 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,520 -Let me. -But you get the gist. 232 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:26,149 "Rooster was angry, like an angry person." 233 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,234 Yeah, he's pretty mad in this. 234 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:31,237 "Moreover, his feathers rustled in the breeze. 235 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,865 -Ba-cock." -Mm. 236 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,825 Does he think Rooster's an actual rooster? 237 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,285 Only in some parts. 238 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:38,787 Sorry, sorry. 239 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,164 Repetitive adjectives, the use of the word "moreover." 240 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,582 Sounds like artificial intelligence. 241 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,709 Your accent sounds like artificial intelligence. 242 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:47,921 AI is an existential threat to what we do. 243 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,340 Tommy would never do that. You know what? 244 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,218 Just to prove it, I will ask him personally. 245 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:57,931 "Did you use AI... 246 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,725 for your story?" 247 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,897 "Yes." 248 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,525 -Why would you admit that? -He can get expelled for this. 249 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,486 -Oh, please, this guy. Come on. -Greg, he's not wrong. 250 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,029 You know, you really surprise me, Greg, 251 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,823 'cause I know that you got strong feelings about cheating, 252 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,366 due to the fact that I'm currently supping 253 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,577 upon a lukewarm cup of Walt's dog-piss excuse for coffee 254 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:22,080 because you refused to buy me an oat milk cortado. 255 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,998 Oh, don't make this personal, Arch. 256 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:26,835 Me? Christ alive, man, when are you gonna stop punishing me? 257 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:30,004 For humiliating my daughter?! Oh, I don't know. 258 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:36,136 Maybe until she recovers emotionally, and remarries, and you die. 259 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,470 Tommy is a good kid. 260 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:38,513 I want him gone. 261 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,723 You are such a petty little man. 262 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,725 -Well, guess what, man-- -You're about to take this kid down 263 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,103 -for absolutely no reason! -Okay. Okay. Okay! 264 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,729 Here's what we're gonna do. 265 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,731 He fails the assignment, no matter what. 266 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,066 Thank you. 267 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,609 When's the assignment officially due? 268 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:54,279 -Midnight. -Have him submit a new story 269 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,905 to me, by then. 270 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,283 -Otherwise, he is out. -Done. 271 00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,367 How is it done? 272 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:03,413 It's not done, but it will be done! And I'll tell you why. 273 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,541 Because Tommy is a great student. 274 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,545 Wow, this place is cool. 275 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:13,715 Don't love that you've never been here before. 276 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,175 It smells like my grandpa's in here. 277 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:16,509 Oh, my God. 278 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,596 Here's the deal. I have to work on my new book. 279 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:23,975 You have to rewrite your story by midnight, or your life is over. 280 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,894 Wait, there's a Rooster book that's not published yet? 281 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,103 -Yes. -If I could just snag some of that, 282 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,021 I'd be done. 283 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:31,357 No, no, no. We have to get to work. We can hold each other accountable. 284 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,985 -Oh, there he is. -Oh, mm. 285 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,987 Just confirming your attendance this evening. 286 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:39,073 I'm so sorry, Walt. I'm not gonna be able to make it tonight. 287 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,700 Tommy and I have a little work to do. 288 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,160 Yeah, we're accountability buddies. 289 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,162 Accountability comes from within, young man. 290 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:47,123 And Greg, it bears mentioning that Teddy Roosevelt once said, 291 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,043 "While I hope that as the chance occurs, 292 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,379 each man will get all the fun that he can out of life." 293 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,548 -That's great advice. -It's a freebie. 294 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,300 I'm gonna keep that in my pocket. 295 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,886 Next time you have a shindig, I'm definitely gonna be there. 296 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,263 I see. 297 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,391 Can I have your attention, please? 298 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,685 It is Friday night and you're at college. 299 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,479 Shut the books and go do some living. 300 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,315 The library is officially closed. 301 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,444 -See you tonight, Greg? -Yeah, yeah, I'm excited. 302 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,696 -Wear something appropriate. -I will. 303 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,033 -Where we going? -You're busy. 304 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,368 How did he know where I was? 305 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,786 I'm everywhere, Greg. 306 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,454 Fudge! 307 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:27,997 No, no, no, no. 308 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,999 You cannot bail. If I'm going, you're going. 309 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,086 Who made that rule? I wanna have a bath and be by myself. 310 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,921 Well, here's what we're gonna do. 311 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:38,383 I am going to shoot a penny, and if I get it in, we both go, 312 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,635 -and have a great time. -You and your fucking pennies. 313 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,595 Here we go. 314 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,430 Please tell me you missed. I've ordered Thai food. 315 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:47,058 Sorry, kiddo, I never miss. We can do this. 316 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,521 Gimme that cleave. 317 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,648 Nope, you're a slut. 318 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,110 Oh, hey. 319 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,987 Hey, sorry to pop by unannou-- 320 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,738 Wow. You look... 321 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,116 Wow. 322 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,994 Hey, is that the dress that you got when we were at Portabello Road, 323 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,620 and then went for drinks with Roland, and it started-- 324 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,290 Yeah, I'm not currently doing memory lane. Why are you here? 325 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,625 Well... 326 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,794 I was wondering if I could maybe have Roscoe tonight? 327 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,379 I've had such a shit day. 328 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,298 Apparently, I have to heart my unborn child, 329 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:19,757 otherwise I'm a terrible father. 330 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,884 -So, you're not going to Walt's? -No, no. 331 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,886 Too many eyes on me. Don't think I can stomach 332 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,305 being the talk of the town. 333 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,432 Mm, yeah, that'd be awful. 334 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,684 Yeah. 335 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,687 I'm not gonna lie. It does my heart good to see you suffer. 336 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,356 Well, I'm glad I can be of service. 337 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,734 Listen, I think you'll have a great night. 338 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,902 I hated these things when we would go together. 339 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:42,030 I don't know how I'll do it on my own. 340 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,490 You'll be fine. Just get, like, a little bit too drunk, 341 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,451 and then you'll be everyone's best friend. 342 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,786 You can take Roscoe, 343 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,204 but bring him back in the morning. 344 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,208 Giuseppe! O te amo! 345 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,419 -Ugh. Ugh! -Oh, mio bellissimo ragazzo! 346 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,713 -Never got used to that -Oh, my gorgeous boy. 347 00:13:58,796 --> 00:13:59,839 Oh, my God. 348 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,344 Okay. 349 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,225 -Hello. -Hi. 350 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,644 Do I give-- Okay. 351 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,743 Thank you. 352 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,290 There's my guy! 353 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,043 Go ahead, grab yourself a drink, and then circle back here. 354 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,628 Mm. 355 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,301 I was worried that I'd be overdressed. 356 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,762 At least I'm not wearing a kimono. 357 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,933 Wow, that song ended abruptly. 358 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,184 Hi, I'm Greg. 359 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,727 I'm Joanie. 360 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,187 Walt's wife. 361 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,481 Oh, sure. 362 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,902 -Konnichiwa. -Arigato. 363 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,031 Would you mind if I left? 364 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,257 Hey, Tommy. 365 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,760 Mr. Russo, hey! Sick fit! 366 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,387 You look like you work on a cruise ship. 367 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,139 Thanks. 368 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,348 Shouldn't you be writing? 369 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,434 Chill, my guy. I got it all done. 370 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:35,935 -Excellent. -Yeah. 371 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,855 Maybe I will have some light reading to do before bed. 372 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,400 You're going to bed already? 373 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:43,901 That is, like, super depressing. 374 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,945 -Yeah. -Hey, you should come out. 375 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,697 -Oh, no, no, no. -Everyone will love it. 376 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,073 I don't think so. 377 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,241 All good. 378 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,244 This is stupid anyway. 379 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:54,787 What's that? 380 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,832 I was just trying to impress some guys with this bad boy. 381 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,460 I don't have a lot of friends here. 382 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:04,589 Just really sick of feeling like an outsider, you know? 383 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,012 -Well, good night. -Good night. 384 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,816 -Hey, Tommy. Wait up. -Yeah? 385 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,277 Hell, yeah! Let's go. 386 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,445 -Alright, alright. -Okay. 387 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:32,825 One, two, three. Oh, that's way heavier than I remember. 388 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,202 Yo, yo! 389 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,829 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up! -Bro, you cheat 390 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:37,747 -every time we fucking play. -Alright! 391 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:38,664 I'll back up. 392 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,040 They said I could play if I brought a partner. 393 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,834 -Fuck. Fuck, shit. -What do you think? 394 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,878 I think we'll be fine. 395 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,046 Wanna grab my coat? 396 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:48,424 -And where do I stand? -Here's good. 397 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,676 -The elbow just can't pass the table. -Elbow can't pass that. 398 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,053 Yeah, don't be a cheater like JD. 399 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,804 Alright, I'll do my best. 400 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,599 Oh! 401 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,767 -Hey! -Beginner's luck. 402 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,935 -That's beginner's luck. -Wow. 403 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,186 -I just take another shot? -Yeah. 404 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,771 Alright, I'm gonna try it. 405 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,272 That was kind of fun to get one in. 406 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,816 -Oh! -What the fuck? 407 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,609 See what happens this time? 408 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,820 -Oh! -Oh, my God. 409 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,448 Hey, bally, are you thirsty? 410 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,367 -Oh! -Boom! 411 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,536 Oh! 412 00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:18,871 Yeah, Mr. Russo! 413 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,374 Oh! 414 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,334 -Fuck, that's game! -Fuck, man, I can't believe it! 415 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,631 -Ha, ha! -Drink! Drink! Drink! 416 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,967 Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! 417 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:31,968 Here we go. 418 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,220 Boom! 419 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,721 -How are you doing this? -I don't know. 420 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,098 How am I doing this? 421 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,102 There's no way that can fucking happen. 422 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,728 You are a god! 423 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,772 Man, fuck this noise. I'm tapping out. 424 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,649 -Yeah, run away, you little bitch! -Fuck you, Tommy! 425 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,025 You always do this shit when you win. 426 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:50,611 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa! 427 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,197 Are you already friends with these knuckleheads? 428 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,825 Yeah, but we're so glad that you're here. 429 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,495 Alright, boys. Drink up. 430 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,080 Wait, if we won, why are we drinking? 431 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,373 Because we won. 432 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,668 Alright, one. One, one, one, just one. 433 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,919 Yeah. 434 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,504 Ooh, wow! 435 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,215 What is that? Ugh, God. 436 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,178 -Here you go. -Wow. 437 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,514 That looks very dirty. 438 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,517 Okay. 439 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,063 Are you okay? 440 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:27,690 I... 441 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:28,899 I haven't flirted in a while. 442 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,028 Eye contact was my move. What do you think? 443 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,446 Feels like you're mad at me. 444 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:36,365 If I was mad at you, you'd know. 445 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,994 What the fuck? 446 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,043 -Oh! -Oh, I'm so sorry. 447 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,504 It's all good. You know, I actually have another gig across town, 448 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,548 so I'm heading out, but Tim will make you a fresh one. 449 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,635 Cool, cool, cool, cool. That's so cool. I'm just gonna flirt with Tim. 450 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:56,886 Okay. 451 00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:58,638 Yeah, me too, Tim. 452 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:03,726 I saw nothing. 453 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:07,146 But that made me sad. Come join me. 454 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,483 Sweet house, Mr. Russo. 455 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,612 There is so much pot smoke in here. 456 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,406 I almost feel like I am smoking it. 457 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,658 Bro, look in your hand. 458 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:23,120 Oh-ho-ho-ho! Hello there! 459 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:25,998 This couch is freaking me out. 460 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,752 I used to have one just like it growing up. 461 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,170 I lost my virginity to it. 462 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,298 -You mean on it? -I do not. 463 00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:36,425 -Oh, dude! -What the fuck? 464 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,845 No, no, no. No, no. Don't be embarrassed, George. 465 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,764 We've all got our weird stuff. 466 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,140 He's right. 467 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,934 You ever heard of someone with a third nipple? 468 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,311 -Careful. -You've got one of those? 469 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,479 I did. 470 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,314 -Don't do it. -And a fourth. 471 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,857 Don't do it. 472 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,734 -And a fifth. -Damn! What the... 473 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,611 Five nipples is an anomaly. 474 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,655 I was teased like crazy in high school. 475 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,657 So, I had 'em removed before I came here. 476 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,826 Got my confidence back. 477 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,745 That's a great story, Pig Tits. 478 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,959 Oh, that is gonna stick. I warned you. 479 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,087 -I miss high school. -You know, me and Bernice 480 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,505 were all in love and shit. 481 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:15,840 Stop it with this fucking Bernice shit. 482 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,216 Dude, she dumped me hard. 483 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,135 Tommy, you have to get over her. Trust me. 484 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,303 My wife left me five years ago... 485 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,056 and I still haven't bounced back. 486 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:30,855 I haven't been, you know, haven't been with anybody since. 487 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,357 -No fucking way. -It is the truth, Pig Tits. 488 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:38,112 Gotta get back in the game, man. I mean, look, you're not fugly. 489 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,655 -You're fucking great at beer pong. -Amazing. 490 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,032 Those are the two things women my age are looking for. 491 00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:43,576 That's the spirit, "Grg." 492 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,119 -That's the fucking spirit. -Okay, well, 493 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,163 this has been really fun, 494 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,789 -but I am going to bed. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 495 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,624 What are you talking about? We're going out. 496 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,668 What are you talking about? It's... 497 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,545 it's 9:15, dude. 498 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,173 Come on, Rooster. What are you gonna do? 499 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,049 -Come on, Georgie. -Sit at home? Be lonely? 500 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,634 No, I'm gonna do exactly what I want to do. 501 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:03,345 I'm gonna lie in bed eating garlic knots on a Friday night. 502 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,930 You said you never went to college. 503 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,266 You gotta have at least one epic night out. 504 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:12,772 I have imbibed just enough alcohol to be at a perfect level-- 505 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:15,733 I am not going to succumb to peer pressure. 506 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,402 No! I'm not gonna do it. 507 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,029 Come on, we're going! 508 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,947 Alright, alright! Okay, let's go! 509 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,077 I was worried about my diet, and I told her I eat vegetables, 510 00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:29,580 but I don't fuck with... 511 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,415 Yo, this is gonna be lit. 512 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:34,084 We don't have frats, but it's a frat-themed party, 513 00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:36,712 -which is gonna be just as good. -No, it's not, bro. 514 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,881 My cousin is in a real frat. 515 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,382 I mean, they draw dicks on each other's faces. 516 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:41,884 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 517 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,553 In a real frat, you draw faces on each other's dicks! 518 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,848 -What? -I've never been to a frat. 519 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,813 -Oh, my God. -Whoa, whoa. Hey! 520 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,233 What in the heck? 521 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:00,694 Ooh! 522 00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:02,446 -Russo! -Hey! 523 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:03,864 You responsible for this? 524 00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:06,617 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! We didn't do anything. 525 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,452 -"We"? -Yeah, we-- 526 00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:09,954 What? 527 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,539 Where did they go? 528 00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:13,207 Why do you have paint on your hand there? 529 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,501 Oh, I just touched it. 530 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,837 "I just touched it" is the number one excuse 531 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,380 I hear from guilty people. 532 00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:20,798 These graffiti tags, 533 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,758 they've been going up all over the campus. 534 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:24,802 And I know you're responsible. 535 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:26,178 -No, no, no, no, no. -Yeah, 'cause the paint 536 00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,889 isn't even wet anymore. Yes, it is. 537 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:32,893 Yes, it is very wet still. 538 00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,396 -I could have told you that, man. -And now, it's on my gun. 539 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,356 -Oh, let me get you. -No, don't! 540 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,692 -Don't. -I'm sorry. 541 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,110 Have you been drinking? 542 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,487 Have you been drinking? 543 00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:44,947 I'm watching you, Greg. 544 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,115 I'm watching you. 545 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,951 No. Do not say it after I say it. 546 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:51,412 I'm watching you. 547 00:22:57,668 --> 00:23:00,462 -I'm watching-- -No! Ah! Ah! 548 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,256 I am watching you. Mm! 549 00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:04,425 Good night, Officer. 550 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:06,844 I'm watching you. 551 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:11,098 -Let's do this. -Oh, guys! 552 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:14,852 Where did you go? That was so awesome. 553 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:18,022 This is the best night of my life. 554 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:21,275 Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! 555 00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:23,277 Thank you. 556 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,863 My boring date's in here somewhere. 557 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,656 -Have fun settling. -Mm, thank you. 558 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,701 And so, there's Roland, 559 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:33,621 absolutely knackered, naked as the day he was born. 560 00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:34,997 No way. 561 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,540 Mounting the constable's horse. 562 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,960 What the fuck are you doing here? 563 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:43,255 If you'll excuse us, I think we need a moment here. 564 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,342 Why aren't you at home being miserable with our dog? 565 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,344 You tricked me. You made me think you were human. 566 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,012 -You always do that. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 567 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,680 What makes you think I'm not sad? 568 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:54,934 I was moping, so I took Roscoe out for a walk, 569 00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:57,811 and he sort of looked up at me as if to say... 570 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,773 "What are you doing, mate? Get a grip." 571 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:02,399 So, I looked in the mirror. 572 00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:05,069 I said to myself, "You're amazing." 573 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:06,236 And here I am. 574 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,405 Okay, none of that is true. 575 00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:12,660 You saw me looking hot in this dress, and you couldn't even let me go to a party 576 00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:14,828 without making it all about you. 577 00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:16,121 I do love that dress. 578 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:17,665 You're such a prick. 579 00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:24,546 -I remember you. -Hi. 580 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,131 So, things didn't work out with Tim? 581 00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:29,134 Oh, I was supposed to meet him later, but he died of old age. 582 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,680 Did you give him the flirty eye contact? 583 00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:33,889 I did, yeah. 584 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,073 A penis shot? 585 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,076 Hey, crushing it, brutha! 586 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,830 -Oh. A penis shot? -No, thanks. 587 00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:07,256 Oh, yo, yo. This song is for my friend, Greg, 588 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,550 who won't shut up until I play it for him. 589 00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:14,972 Thank you. 590 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:20,144 Are you okay? 591 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,438 This song is how I feel every day. 592 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,692 Your daughter is my favorite professor. 593 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,528 I was supposed to see her tonight at this faculty thing. 594 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:31,864 But I ran away. 595 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,532 Oh, no, sad dad. What happened? 596 00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:36,326 Nothing, really. I just got scared. 597 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:39,121 -Like a bitch? -Like a bitch. Yes. 598 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,331 Dude, you gotta do something about him, man. 599 00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:43,125 He's murdering the vibe. 600 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,294 Fun question. Eva. 601 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,879 Have you ever looked in the mirror 602 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:50,340 and seen a scared, hairy old man looking back at you? 603 00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:54,094 No. But that would definitely freak me the fuck out. 604 00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:55,721 Yeah, it's pretty horrifying. 605 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,723 Hey, can I scoochie on real quick right there? 606 00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:58,891 -Yeah. -Thank you. 607 00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:01,185 Thanks. Thank you. 608 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,519 -Oh. -Yeah, a little bit more. 609 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,314 Oh, sorry. 610 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,732 That's better. 611 00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:08,734 Made it. 612 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:10,652 Hey, man. 613 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,988 I think your time with us might be over. 614 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,490 Feeling the same thing. 615 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:20,287 Gotta pee, though, and I can't unbutton my pants. 616 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:21,663 Would you take these off, please? 617 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,665 -Hey, you know it's against the rules. -Right. 618 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:28,087 I apologize for being such a buzzkill tonight. 619 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,338 What are you talking about? 620 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:31,965 This was epic. Are you fucking high? 621 00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:34,093 Yeah, probably a little, still. 622 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,344 Me, too. 623 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:36,970 Oh, perfect time to knock out that paper. 624 00:26:37,054 --> 00:26:38,222 No, really? 625 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:40,224 You haven't even started it yet? 626 00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:43,393 I got inspo, spent the night with the real Rooster. 627 00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:46,105 -I'm not Rooster. -Yeah, you are. 628 00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:49,108 No, I'm not. As much as I would like to be, 629 00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:53,487 I just have spent way too much time being me. 630 00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:55,864 Come on, this is college. 631 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:58,200 You get to reinvent yourself here. 632 00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:01,954 Just decide whoever you want to be, and you be that shit. 633 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:05,499 -Fellas. -Oh, God. 634 00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:09,128 Poor Pig Tits. I can't even remember his real name. 635 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:10,420 It's JD. 636 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:11,672 Pig Tits is better. 637 00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:12,756 Yeah. 638 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:21,765 You know, I wasn't lying when I said I didn't fit in. 639 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:24,184 I'm a townie. 640 00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:28,313 I only got accepted 'cause you get in if one of your folks works here. 641 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,608 But, hey, I mean, look at me, 642 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:34,403 hanging out with the-- with the fancy kids, huh? 643 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:40,492 So, you know, you can be the Rooster if you want. 644 00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:42,119 It's like you say. 645 00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:44,496 Can't write it if it's not in you, man. 646 00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:45,789 Hmm. 647 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:51,545 Alright, help me up. 648 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:53,130 -Yes, sir. -Thank you, sir. 649 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,506 -Of course. -Come here. 650 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:56,300 -Okay. -Bring it in. 651 00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:57,342 Yep. 652 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:00,888 -Good night, Tommy. -Wait. 653 00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:02,556 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 654 00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:07,644 Bam. Yeah. 655 00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:09,062 Good night, Rooster. 656 00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:16,236 The Rooster got out of the handcuffs 657 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,405 the same way he had a thousand times before. 658 00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:26,079 He made his way to the Cherry Blossom Club 659 00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:28,207 and walked in like he owned the place. 660 00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:32,836 He was looking for Eduardo. 661 00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:36,173 It was time to face the music. 662 00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:37,883 I owe you an apology, Walt. 663 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,345 I insulted your wife earlier for being vaguely racist, 664 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:42,679 and I'm sorry. 665 00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:44,223 Joanie looks lovely, by the way. 666 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:45,557 She looks ridiculous, Greg. 667 00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:47,392 She has chopsticks in her hair, for God's sake. 668 00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:49,895 But can I tell you something? That is not gonna stop me 669 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:51,980 from taking a run at her later. 670 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,065 Cool visual. 671 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,613 You go ahead and wait here. I'm gonna bring this to Joanie, 672 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:01,031 and then I'm gonna introduce you to everybody. 673 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:02,491 -Sounds good. -Yeah. 674 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:06,703 And that's when he spotted Bernice. 675 00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:13,168 He'd been thinking about this moment since the first time they met. 676 00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:16,380 And he'd left her alone at the docks. 677 00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:19,299 It was now or never. 678 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,222 Dylan. 679 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:26,473 Hey. 680 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:28,725 Listen. 681 00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:30,185 That night in front of your house? 682 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,815 I regretted it the minute I left. 683 00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:39,528 Bernice said exactly what he wanted to hear. 684 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,029 Cool. 685 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,447 This is Chris. 686 00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:46,618 -Whoa. Solid handshake. -Yeah. 687 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:48,954 You take care of our girl. 688 00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:52,457 -What? -My loss. 689 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:55,502 Seeing Bernice's new guy made Rooster angry, 690 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:56,920 like an angry person. 691 00:29:57,004 --> 00:30:00,424 But he shook it off. There were other fish in the sea. 692 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:03,135 Hey, don't tell anyone, but I love your books. 693 00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:06,138 -I'm telling everyone. -Oh! 694 00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:08,140 This was his nightclub now. 695 00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:09,349 Scotch, please. 696 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:11,560 And someone... 697 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:12,936 Hey, Rooster. 698 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,813 ...was getting lucky tonight. 699 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:27,993 You must have been really thirsty. 700 00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:30,495 I was born thirsty. 701 00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:31,830 Where were you born? 702 00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:34,082 -Let's just have sex. -I know just the place. 703 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:41,173 Over there! Mm! 704 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:42,591 Wait, wait, wait. 705 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,009 Does it have to be in Walt's office? 706 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:45,761 -That's part of it for me. -Okay. 707 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,012 Clear the desk. 708 00:30:48,138 --> 00:30:50,182 Oh, God, that's heavy. 709 00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:52,559 The last few years were a blur. 710 00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:55,228 All he could tell you was he'd lost his way for a while. 711 00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:56,938 -Leave the egg. -Yeah, we might use that later. 712 00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:59,649 Still, he knew one thing for certain. 713 00:30:59,733 --> 00:31:01,610 The Rooster was back. 714 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,987 -Open me up. -You got it, baby. 715 00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:16,416 Dad? 716 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,460 Katie. Morning. 717 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:20,379 Where are you coming from? 718 00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:23,173 Just out for a jog. 719 00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:24,633 Who's the other coffee for? 720 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:26,843 Roscoe. 721 00:31:26,927 --> 00:31:28,887 Can't wake up without an espresso. 722 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,055 Alright. 723 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,308 Okay, you have to take this to go. 724 00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:35,185 This was a mistake. 725 00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:36,812 Didn't feel like a mistake. 726 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,231 Wait, you didn't park your car outside of my house, did you? 727 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:40,774 I'm a clever boy. Parked it around the block. 728 00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:43,402 -Do you wanna go again? -Get the fuck out! 729 00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:55,682 Bye-bye.